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dipsetflag:

New Yorkers will vehemently argue over which borough is the best but best believe when that one random dude comes out of nowhere like “Cali better than all them shits” he getting jumped; unity

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me:
[gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat:
[makes a tiny cat noise]
me:
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